"Kneels" is Not a Body Part
Look, I have had enough! Ahn ahn! Ki lo de?! Na by force to speak English ni? I have quietly listened in horror, hoping against hope that my ears were deceiving me, but it is indeed true: Too many Nigerians are mis-pronouncing the name of a body part. It does not help that the said body part has been incorporated into many songs, most notably that children's song: Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes (Knees and Toes).

