Girls Must Cut their Hair: Why Do Schools Make this a Requirement?
Happy New Month! Can you believe there are just 2 months left before we welcome 2015? Amazing! It finally got cold at my end, but I am still in denial about winter's arrival. Still hiding those boots away and wearing open-toed shoes. For now.
Atchoooooooo!
But, let's get to today's topic.
Generally, Nigerian school girls are expected to do something with their hair, especially if they attend public schools and government schools. Private schools are more liberal, in my opinion, and some of them even allow students use hair extensions (attachment) during the school year. But, I suppose with all the millions their parents sink into their school fees, that's a minor trade off, ba?
School's Prospectus: Who Reads it Anyway?
When you gain admission to a secondary school in Nigeria, the school authorities tend to load parents and students with a lot of information. The school's prospectus is one of the books they hand to you that's literally loaded with tons of information.
The official definition of the prospectus is "a book or document that provides information about a school, business, etc." Of course in our case, it's for a school.
So, what sort of information is written in a prospectus? Well, I'm glad you asked. Here's a little list:
Visiting Day: The Day When Students' Secrets Are Revealed
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Boarders,
Boarding School,
Education,
Family,
Nigeria,
Parenting,
Secondary School
Visiting Day is the one day in the term that boarding house (or boarding school as it's called in some parts) students look forward to. It is the day when parents, guardians, relatives come to visit their children or wards. Teachers, matrons, school masters and the general boarding school staff usually want the students to appear like they are well taken care of, even if that is far from the truth.
If you've ever been to boarding school in Nigeria, especially if it was in a federal or state government college (private schools were better, generally) then you know the tricks school staff can play just to put up a good front for that very special day.
Specifically, here are some secrets that are revealed on visiting day:
1. The Teacher (or Matron or School Master) has been spending your child's pocket money
Yes, this is true and possibly more common than we might think. Parents (especially those not familiar with the boarding school setting) sometimes leave their children in care of teachers or matrons or school masters or school mistresses (or even seniors) to "take care" of their children.
By "take care," I mean checking up on the child and giving them money for expenses like food, school projects, personal hygiene items, etc. In short, the teacher is the child's trustee.
The Invisible Culprit Responsible for Making School Boys' White Uniforms Dirty
After all these years, this question remains unanswered: Whose idea was it to make secondary school boys wear white uniforms?
I don't know o.
I know though that when these boys go to school in the morning, their uniforms are white and clean. But, by the time they return home in the evening, all sorts of strange stains have attached themselves to the same uniforms. Needless to say, bleaching is a daily routine for any serious uniform washer.
Since I can't get an answer to the first question, I decided to temporarily abandon it and instead, ask another one: Where do all these stains come from?
My suggestions:
Open Day and Why Many Students Hated It
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Education,
Nigeria,
Primary School,
Secondary School,
Teachers
Okay, not all students hated "open day," but let's just say it wasn't an occasion students looked forward to.
Open Day is the one day in a semester/term set aside for parents and guardians to come to their child's school, meet with teachers and
"God Provides" is the Name of a Secondary School in Enugu
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Education,
Enugu,
Names,
Nigeria,
Secondary School
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| These are NOT students of "God Provides" |
Note: These are not students of "God Provides."
Seriously, I did not make this up. I came across the name of this school last year and could not believe it. It is called "God Provides Secondary School" or GPSS for short and it is located in Enugu State. This is definitely at the top of my list of odd names for schools. But then again, no be Naija? Should anything surprise you?
The Assistant Class Captain: What Exactly does He or She do?
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Education,
Leadership,
Nigeria,
Primary School,
Secondary School
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| Which of them is the Class Captain? I pick the only boy with the school bag. The list of noisemakers is in his bag. |
Following the previous post on Class Captains, the next logical step is to talk about the Assistant, ba? Thank you to every one who supplied ideas for what the assistant class captain does.
Next to the Class Captain, the assistant is the next most important person. He or she essentially carries out the duties of the Class Captain when the Captain is sick or absent from class for whatever reason e.g. attending the National Conference of Class Captains in Nigeria, where competing Class Captains from the four corners of Nigeria meet in Abuja for one purpose: to compare lists of noisemakers to see whose list is the longest. Or something like that.
When they are not attending this all-important conference, here are a few other things assistant class captains do:
Class Captain: The Student Everyone Loves to Hate
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Education,
Nigeria,
Primary School,
Secondary School
The Class Captain is the student who is usually elected by other classmates (if it's a democracy) or selected by the class teacher (if it's a teacho-cracy ... sorry, I meant 'dictatorship') to lead the class. The presumption is that students are an unruly herd of cattle or pirates who need a captain.
Okay, seriously, students need one of their peers to represent them. For most students, that's the lowest form of politics at the school level, and for some it is the training ground for leadership in subsequent years.
Prom Night: What Would You Have Done Differently?
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Girls,
Nigeria,
Prom Dress,
Secondary School,
Teenagers
I still remember picking up my invitation to my secondary school prom. Although it was an all-girls secondary school, they allowed us to have prom. A real one, with clothes, music, and of course ... boys.
How Not To Be A Cud-Chewing Goat
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Animals,
Education,
Etiquette,
Humor,
Secondary School
Goat: A four-legged animal with hoofs that holds an endless fascination for me, Relentless. That's our working definition. And just in case you have never seen a goat in your life, please refer to the picture above (minus the obvious smirk).
One thing I learnt (that's not the only thing I learnt o) in secondary school was that there were certain differences between ruminants and non-ruminants. Of particular note is the fact that ruminants ruminate, i.e. they chew the cud and non-ruminants don't. A goat is a ruminant, therefore, it 'chews the cud.' It also has 4 stomachs: rumen, reticulum, omasum and abomasum.
What on earth is the cud? It's the undigested food that the goat regurgitates and chews again. For the purpose of this blog post, that is all you need to know. Just in case all this goat talk has stirred a desire to explore the cud-chewing process, you can read more here.
So, why is any of this important?
Well, I am glad you asked. You see, those four parts of the stomach I mentioned, are actually the shaki (tripe) that some of us use to cook vegetable soup. And other things. But that's not my point.
My gripe is with the chewing of the cud.
Class Awards Brand Students with Labels that Stick for Life
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Awards,
Culture,
Education,
Secondary School
"... And the award for Miss Hot Legs goes to Jane Doe!"
I did not go to high school here in America, but I know that in secondary school in Nigeria, class award ceremonies were quite common. Or maybe I should say 'are' if they are still being held. A good deal of planning went into these award ceremonies (no, we did not dress up and wear evening gowns. School uniforms had to do), and at the end of the day, awards were given for all sorts of things.
I went to an all-girls' secondary school, which explains why each of the following examples of the award categories are 'Miss This' or 'Miss That':
"PRINCI" is the Name of Every Federal Government College Principal
Labels:
Education,
Leadership,
Names,
Secondary School
One of my most embarrassing moments was an incident with my school principal. I blogged about it here. I have since recovered from the 'horror,' but the name 'Princi' brings back more than one memory.
Makeup: What Age Should Nigerian School Girls Start Wearing it?
Labels:
Culture,
Primary School,
Secondary School,
Women's Issues
This might not be a big deal in America since schools usually allow girls to wear makeup. It is quite normal to see girls in junior high (talk less of high school) wearing makeup.
However, in Nigeria, female students wearing makeup to school is generally forbidden. If you went to primary and/or secondary school in Nigeria, can you imagine wearing makeup to school and your teachers' reaction? Assuming, of course, your parents (especially your mother) did not see your face that morning. Needless to say, that girl go chop cane taya!
The Quiet Janders Are Not Yet Born
Labels:
Culture,
Education,
Primary School,
Secondary School,
Travel
After writing this post on the things that identify janded students, it occurred to me that janding was really a big deal if other students knew you had janded. In other words, travelling abroad or 'janding' was useless if your classmates were unaware of where you had been.
Names of Noisemakers in Class: Where are they now?
Labels:
Education,
Primary School,
Secondary School
Hopefully, you will remember this from your primary and secondary school days. If you had this experience in your university days, ahhh ... I shake my head vigorously. That's just terrible!
And what experience am I referring to? Well, in class, since teachers were concerned about maintaining 'law and order' (I almost added SVU and CI to that), they designated a fellow student to write down the names of noisemakers in class. The student usually charged with this awesome task, a.k.a the "Sell-out" or "Traitor" was usually the Class Captain. We'll talk more about the Class Captain some other time. But for now, let's focus on that subjective list: list of noisemakers.
10 Crazy Things No Sane Student Would Ever Say to a Teacher
Labels:
Education,
Lists,
Primary School,
Secondary School,
Teachers
Happy New Month! Here is wishing you a very exciting and fulfilling September. This is the first of the 'ember' months. I smell Christmas in the air. Do you?
To those in the US, Happy Labor Day. Don't worry. I plan to do little or nothing today :-)
I forget what I was doing or thinking when the idea for this post came to me. Does it even matter? Okay, maybe after reading it, you can decide. In no particular order, here are 10 crazy things I am sure no sane student would ever say to a teacher:
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